Answer to the Email Question

Hello all of you. Sorry I just finish the school and have been getting ready for summer holidays to different places. This is why my post have been slow on the blog but I am ready now.

I get the email about the argument between two people from the Fark.com. I change the names of these people and just call them Bob and Joe. I am sorry to have to change the name but this is for the protection of them from the stalkes. Keep the emails coming to me and I will have the judge of this. Here is the email from Bob.

"Dear MeowSaidtheDog,

My name is Bob, and I am a poster on the website Fark.com and got your email address there. I would like you to settle a dispute between my roommate and I. My roommate's name is Joe and he is bigger person like your roommate is. Sometimes he eats the food that I pay for. This is not fast food but is just food that I buy at the store. I am on a budget and do not make a lot of money; he makes a lot more money than I do. He tells me he will pay me back when he eats the food, but this isn't really the point. I just can't stand coming home after a night of drinking, bringing some lady in to have sex, and going for some quick dinner and none being there. What do you think about this?"

This is not the easy one to judge but I will try to be the judge of it.

The One Side

The one side is the side of Bob because Bob wants to have the food when he gets home. This side says that Bob buys the foods with hard earned money. I know what budget is like because they do not pay me a lot of money in the graduate school but it is enough money to eat the food. My roommate does not eat my food because she does not like it because I eat the healthy food and she likes the food from the fast food places. She is bigger person like Joe is bigger person also. If she did eat my food I would maybe not be happy with this because it costs much money and would keep me from the beers with friends.

Bob also likes to have the food before the sex so when there is no food and Bob drank the beers and has the lady in the house maybe he wants the food but this is not here and this is not a good thing for Bob so this is something Joe should think about also.

Main thing about this side is the food does not belong to Joe but does belong to Bob and Bob finds this to be the very important part.

The Other Side

The other side of this says that roommates are friends. Joe is the bigger person and maybe gets very hungry and this is not good for bigger people because when they get hungry they sometimes get very angry and start to be in the worser mood. So maybe it is the best idea for Joe to eat the food when he is hungry so he does not get angry.

The email to me says I know Joe will give me the money for this. This says to me that Joe is making the effort to be the good friend and I think this is very important because he is not just trying to steal the food. I do not know about stealing as a good thing unless there is starving.

The Judge

The judge of this is very hard but I have to say one thing for this. When I go to place with someone after bar I do not want him to have the food right away. This does not seem like Bob has the respect for the pretty lady. I also do not like when someone has the food and then the breath smell like garlics or onions or fishes. So why does Bob have to eat food with the lady? Also does Bob know about the diseases of the girls? I hope he uses the rubber of protection from this. And I hope the girls use the safety medicine because if Bob does not have the money then having to pay the fees for the child is not good.

The food is the other issue and I think that Joe is not doing the good thing but maybe is doing the favor for Bob because Bob does not have the food to scare away the lady at night. I think that Bob should maybe hide some food or do like I do and try to eat food that Joe does not eat. Bigger persons do not usually eat healthy foods so get some of that because they like oils and the food from the fast places. This is not the bad thing. Please do not be angry if I do seem like I am saying this as bad. It is not bad. It is good that everyone like the different food.

So Bob, I fiind you to be guilty of the bad breathing! LOL out loud. I just kid a little bit. But really Bob just hide the food from Joe and buy tofu because bigger people do not like tofu. Thank you.

The Two Sides of the Queen of California Carrie Prejean

Issue

Did Mr. Donald Trump keep right decision when he said that Queen of California Miss Carrie Prejean should keep the crown of California?

The stuff you should know

This is the very complicated story but I will give you the small part of it because you can search the Google for some more. A woman who dresses in the bikini and has hair that is not the real color of it and who stands in front of people gets picked as Queen of California. Some say but how can this be the queen because she is just pretty face. I say that this is better than how some places pick the queen which is if you have the mother and father who have the king or prince or queen or princess you just get it without even being pretty. Or if you marry the prince you can become the queen even if you are really ugly woman because this happened with the lady and the prince of Charles.

She is the Queen of California but tries to win the Queen of the United States of America from Mrs. Michelle Barack Obama. They ask her the question about if the men who like men and the women who like women but only like women and not the women who do not think we must be set to one person or the other type of person should be married to each other. Can the woman marry the woman? Can the man marry the man? Miss Carrie Prejean says to the judge of the Queen Contest of the United States of America I believe that marriage should be between the man and the woman. You can read more about this here.

Some people find this to be offensive like a lady named Mrs. Perez Hilton. This is not the skinny lady who was in jail but this is a lady with brown hair who talks on the television but is hard to understand. Mrs. Perez Hilton must like the other ladies and wants to marry her favorite lady. Maybe Rosie O'Donnell. I do not know. If I was to marry the lady it would be Natalie Portman or maybe Mrs. Ali Larter who is not the boxer Ali. I do not want to marry the lady because right now I have too much fun but maybe I could marry the lady one day. But Mrs. Perez Hilton want to marry a lady who only like other ladies and not men and ladies. And Mrs. Perez Hilton does not see the side of Queen of California Miss Carrie Prejean who is third queen of the United States of America behind someone who does not make news from Northern Carolina and Mrs. Michelle Barack Obama married to the president of the United States of America.

Then later they find the pictures of the Queen of California who has the top missing but the hands covering the boobies. And then another picture with no hands covering what might be a urethrola on her boobies. My roommate tells me that in the United States of America people do not like to see this on women in the public because it might hurt the children and that at the soccer match one day the woman shoed this and had the piercing and it killed many children. So people say to the Queen of California that she should leave. I do not think they do the killing of the queens here but they are just not the queens anymore.

The One Side

The one side says this feeling of the marriage is the opinion of the Queen of California and that this the opinion she can have because it is her side. If you see this side you know that this is the common belief among many people in the United States of America including the president of the United States of America who think that men and women should marry the other people and not the same people. Also the side says that maybe Queen of California Miss Carrie Prejean has the girlfriend and just does not want to be married right now and if it is allowed for her then maybe the girlfriend will say hello Miss Carrie Prejean I would like to have the marriage now. Miss Carrie Prejean does not need another Queen of California right now because she is younger than me and I do not want the marriage today either.

Then the one side says why does what Mrs. Perez Hilton say matter to anyone? This woman is just very angry but I do not see why. She is not a beautiful woman but is bigger than me and bigger than my roommate and is just a big person. If maybe she would have some exercise she would not be this big. People say to me if I believe that the men can marry the man. I do not care who marries the other person as long as they love each other. But other people do not feel this way. This is two sides and that is what makes the life of the earth beautiful.

There is the side about the First Amendment to the national anthem that says you have the speech and it does not cost anything. This is what Miss Carrie Prejean the Queen of California says and thinks some have the judge without seeing her side. I think maybe because she has the plastics in her chest she did pay for the speech but that just makes her have the stronger point than before.

Also the pictures of the boobies. I see the side of people who think this is bad. No I am just making the joke. LOL out loud. What kind of stupid head things that boobies are bad? I think the people who think this and the people who had the kids that died from seeing the boobies maybe just need to see the doctor at the center for health that checks the heads of people who hear the voices. PLUNK. PLUNK. PINK. PLUNK. That is what some say they hear in voices. LOL out loud! So this side is not one side that anyone should see unless you have the injury in the head.

The Other Side

Miss Carrie Prejean Queen of California does not want to see the men marry the men. I do not understand why she says this but maybe she does not want to marry the girlfriend that I said about earlier. So I can see this. I once telled the boy from the United States of America that it was against my laws of my country to marry someone from the United States of America. This is the lie but he leave me alone about it.

And maybe Miss Carrie Prejean did show her boobies and even though it is stupid she knew not to do this and she lied. I think the lying is the bad part because just tell truth. Just say yes I had a picture of boobies and there is nothing wrong with this. If she was the bigger person like Mrs. Perez Hilton this would be bad but she seem to have the nicer body. So do not lie and just tell the truth like President Babe Lincoln about the cherries.

The other side of this is that I do not think this is about the First Amendment of the national anthem because this is not the congress. I do not know all the laws of the United States of America but I read this one and will tell you what it says.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Here are the judge of the Queen of the United States of America contest.

Robert Earl, Shandi Finnessey (very pretty girl), Willie Geist, Brian Graden, Mrs. Pereza Hilton, Alicia Jacobs, Claudia Jordan, Holly Madison, John Miller, Kelly Monaco, Kenan Thompson, Eric Trump.

Here are the people who are of the Congress. Please click this link for the names of them.

These are not the same people so I do not think the right of the First Amendment of the national anthem has anything to do with this. I say to the Queen of California to learn about the laws of the United States of America before you say this is not good to you.

The judge

I do not think she should lose as the Queen of California and this is what the judge of Donald Trump says to her. It just does not make sense to take the Queen from someone because they have silly opinion. I know what you say but meow said the dog she is the biggut. I think she is the biggut against the people who like same people also but we do not know her side of things and maybe if she say that she is for the marriage to the women then Mrs. Perez Hilton will try to marry her and sit on her and hurt her. This would be the scary thing if Mrs. Perez Hilton showed her boobies to the children.

And for the men who think I am not equal to the men of the United States of America I say that I am equal and think men and women are the equal partners. To show you this as the judge I think that Miss Carrie Prejean should show the United States of America that boobies do not kill people and she should make sure that everyone can see some pictures of her boobies even if they have the plastic in them. No one will die from this I promise and then we can move on. Like my friends on the Fark.com website of news say about the sexy ladies the men can all say to Miss Carrie Prejean I would hit it. This does not mean punch her with the fists. I will not tell you what hit it means because you should guess. Ok I am just making the joke. LOL out loud. I will tell you. It means have the sex!

Mitch sues Jessie with me as the Judge

Today I do something a little different than the first post on the blog about the serious issue. This is still the serious issue but I like the court shows and will also be the judge on the blog I have. If you have the issue I can also blog to judge your case but you have to promise to listen to advice and let me publish on the blog. Thank you. The names change for protecting people.

Today the case is between my two friends named Mitch and Jessie. I will tell you a little bit about the case so you know before I am judge. Mitch and Jessie are two of the assistants to the professor in a large class. I am also the assistant and also our friend Shane is the assistant. One job we have is to see if the students look at the papers of people during the test because it is not supposed to be the group test. The professor only needs two of us for the test. Last week was the week of the final exam and Mitch had his turn to help to watch the students. Also Shane. Mitch needed to write something for his research and asked Jessie to watch the students and he would pay her with some beer. She said yes she would do this but she forgot to do this and ten minutes before the time for test Shane called Mitch and said the professor of the class was angry with him. Mitch called Jessie and Jessie was driving and not in the town. Mitch had to run to catch the bus and to run across the campus to the class and was late but was not very late.

Mitch now thinks that Jessie should buy him the beer because she did not come to the test. Jessie thinks that she should not buy Mitch the beer. I will give you the two sides of this now. It is 30 beers so they have to go to the distributor store for this.

The Side of Mitch

Mitch says a lot to me and I will try to make the best summary of it. First he says that one day this semester he helped Jessie when she could not make it to test. He also says he talked to Jessie very long ago and reminded her three times and even told her the weekend before the week of the test. Jessie said I will be there for the test and you will buy me the beer. Mitch did not work on this paper until that day because he had to grade the papers for the class that we teach and he had 25 percent of the tests to grade and they are long papers about research. So then he was ready to write the paper and then gets the call and now the professor might be angry with him but we do not know but the professor also say that beer is not part of what we get paid to be the students.

I do know that Shane says that the professor was just making the joke and he likes the beer very much. LOL out loud!

But Mitch still thinks that the professor might have the anger with him. He also says he already even buyed the beer and really wanted to drink it but saved it for Jessie because he proimised the beer to her for the test. Now he will drink the beer but it is not the kind of beer he likes and he tells me it tastes like the skunk pee-pee. I have not tried the skunk pee-pee but that does not sound to be good. I like some beers but not all beers.

The Side of Jessie

Jessie says to me I forget to go because I wanted to shop. She drives the car almost three hours to the city to go to buy the suit for summer swimming. I do not understand this because she spends lots of money for this. I think it is pink or brown. And she says to me this was an emergency because she may be in Miami for a week. Miami is in Florida and has the beaches. We do not have the beaches here except at the park or if you drive to the greater lakes but that is whole day trip. I like to swim but like clearer water but have never seen Miami.

Jessie says to me that Mitch had the responsibility and that it is not her fault he waits until last hour for writing. She says she tell him maybe and not yes and feels bad but does not have the money for the beer because she has bathing suit and because she never promised him the beer. She says that Mitch has the beer already and if he does not like it he can shovel it. She calls him the beer snob.

My side of this

I see things from two sides always and every day becasue when you see the side of the other person maybe you can learn new things. My side is that I do not know why Jessie likes the bathing suits that cost a lot of money and why Jessie likes the beer that tastes like the skunk pee pee. I do not think I would like these two things. My roommate drinks a lot of the fizzy drink but also drinks the beer and I ask her if she would drink beer that tastes like the skunk pee pee and she says she would not do this. So maybe this is the bad side of Jessie.

The other side is that we do not make very much money but we do make more money when we teach the class in the summer. I have to grade the papers and some are hard to read because the students do not write the best. But why not grade them sooner and write the paper for the class sooner because I finished the paper for the class some weeks before this. It was not a hard paper and I only had to print at library five times.

The Judge

Here is my judge. I ask Mitch how many of the beers he had and he say that he had 3 and hated them. I ask him how much it cost for 6 of the beers that he likes and he says to me that it is seven dollars. I say that Jessie must buy the beer that Mitch paid for and she can drink the skunk pee pee taste and must buy 6 beers for Mitch but not 30 beers because that is a lot of beers for him. Also I rule that Jessie buy a different swimming suit because I do not like pink and brown. LOL out loud. I just am telling the joke Jessie.

This is the judge of it after looking at the two sides.

Two Sides of the Penalty of Death

For the first issue on the blog I will have the debate of a politics issue that happens in the United States of America and maybe in a few primitive countries like in Iran and the Republic of the Texas. Each time I use the blog I will talk about the issue and present two sides of the issue because I see things from two sides. Then I will make the judge about the side I pick but you may not agree with me and I hope you do not find it to be something that makes you angry. I do not have the bias for political beliefs. Thank you for stopping by.

Issue

Should the penalty of death happen when a person murders the other person.

Stuff you should know

I used the Google.com to find some information about the topic of this to give the facts to you without any judge or opinions. There are some important facts you must know about this issue that you may not know if you are not following this or if you do not come from the country with the penalty of death.

• Not all of the United States of America have the penalty of death for the people who do the murders because some states do not have this but 34 states and the Republic of Texas territory do have this.
• 56% of people turn white after the penalty of death but sometimes the skin turns black in 35% of the time.
• The district attorneys who like to use the penalty of death are almost always the white men.
• Not all of those who have the penalty of death did the crime at all and sometimes they get saved by people who think they are innocent like these people.
• Some of the people who get the penalty of death said some bad things about the United States of America so the country kill them for this mean talk.
• Some of the people who get the penalty of death did some sex with the killing of another.
• Some of the people who get the penalty of death were mean to child or to elderly person.
• In some countries like Iran and maybe in the Republic of Texas you can get the penalty of death not for murdering but for being the boy liking the boy or the girl liking the girl.
• The people who have a retardation in the brain cannot be put to the penalty of death.
  

One side

One side of this says that the penalty of death is a good thing. This side of things is the side that some people take like some political people and some people at churches and some people who have talk shows on the radio. This side of things is that when someone does a bad thing maybe if they get the penalty of death they will not be able to do the bad thing again. Maybe they will be dead and it will then be hardest to do same crime two times. The people on this side of things say that when you use the penalty of death people who do the bad crimes will not do the crimes again. I can see this side of things because when you do a bad thing we want you dead so you cannot do that again.

Maybe the cages in the country of the United States of America are crowded. Some say this is because of the laws about the drugs in the United States of America. Maybe the cages in the Republic of Texas have crowds also. Texas is only place that can fly the flag as high as the flag of the United States of America and this is why they are special country that have their own killing of the prisoners. If the cages are crowded then the penalty of death is one good way to get the people out of the cages so more can come into them. This seems like a very good idea to clean the cages and I can see this side of things.

What about using the penalty of death to tell the others of society that if you do the bad thing you will die. If you kill the person you may get the penalty of death so do not kill the person. This side of things is like a big red light of warning to the person who wants to do the bad thing like rapage or saying something bad about the United States of America. When one person does this and has the penalty of death it makes the others think four times before doing the death or makes them be more careful about how they do it so they do not get put in a cage before then having the needle in the arm.

The penalty of death uses the needle in the arm and then you just fall asleep like with zither music playing in background except just in the head. I do not know how this might feel but when they ask the dead people if it hurt they do not give the answer. So if they do not give the answer how do we know if this hurts or this does not hurt? This is the one side.

Other side

The other side of things says that it is not good to have the penalty of death. One reason is because penalty of death is very expensive. I see this with something I read that it says that when you give someone the penalty of death then they get to have another time in the courthouse to say that they do not want to have death. They have to pay the attorney and the typewriter person and the judges and sometimes have to travel to the Supreme Court of the United States of America building to have the case to judge. This costs lots of money and if the prisoner got life in a cage it would not cost so much. Life in cage would mean no more crime like death would because if you are in the cage all life then you do not have the chance to kill another person.

The other side of this is that some say that the penalty of death is unfair to people who fly from Africa to the United States of America. These African United States of Americans get the penalty of death at a high number when you compare to how many of them live in urban city places. Also it is not fair to the people when you cannot have the penalty of death if you are retarded or if you are not old enough to vote for the penalty of death. This means that some people will have the penatly of death because they are smart and old and that does not seem fair.

I do not know if I like the government of Iran or of the United States of America or of the Republic of Texas killing the people because what if they did not do the crime? When I did the research on the Google.com I saw that sometimes people have the penalty of death because Mr. District Attorney Man make a wrong decision and the twelve people who want to be the judge of this do not see both sides and only one side and make the wrong decision. If they do not want to see both sides then I do not think the penatly of death would be a good thing because you have to see both sides when making a judge.

The judge

In the conclusion, I think that penalty of death has two sides and we should look at two sides when we make the judge about this issue. Maybe the best thing to do is to make sure cages are clean of lots of people not by doing the killing but by keeping people from being there in the firsts place. This is easy to do if you think of both sides of the issue. One side is to not put people in the cages for little stuff like the drugs. If you do this then the cages are not full and we do not have to use the penalty of death. The other issue is to always bring a passport if you go to the Republic of Texas and understand if you do something bad there and are not a white person you may have the penatly of death. Please be careful there and call your country embassy to find out if it safe for you to travel there.

Do you think this is good decision? I do. Thank you for reading the blog number 1.