Friday, September 4, 2009

Two Blogs today? Yes! Boise State Blue Fields and Oregon Ducklings

Yesterday was the first day of the season of college football and it was the good day because first you see a close game with the two teams of South Carolina coached by the guy no one likes and North Carolina State. This is not the place where the girl who lies about the rape has gone to school but the home of the pack of wolves. No one think that this would be the good game but it was close.

Later in the night Iowa State actually won a game which surprises many people even if they play the Canadian school.

Now for the issue of this blog and why I do two blog posts today because this is the very important issue to me. After the game between the team of Boise State in Idaho and the Oregon Ducklings we see some drama. You see these are both teams with the rankings and last year the Boise State team also beat the Oregon team in Eugene, Oregon in the United States of America. Also for many years Boise State says HELLO WE WANT THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP WE DID NOT HAVE THE LOSING. Well yes this is true you did not have the losing but neither would the Geriatric Clinic for People with Broken Hips if they played the same schedule as you.

This is not the point though. After the Boise State team beat up a weaker team of Oregon you then see a person from the team of Boise State pat the shoulders of a French boy named LeGarrette. This translates to "the loser" in English. And also his parents give him the last name of Blount. This translates to "marijuana cigarette" in English. The French boy LaGarrette then throws the punch at the player from Boise State! OM GOD HE PUNCHES HIM I say while seeing this on the Sports Center Television Show. This gets very worse as the players from Oregon tries to take the Frenchman off the field and he punches them. Then he tries to punch the really unattractive fan on the sidelines. This is NOT a boy I would want to have the sex with if you watch the clip of this he is the boy on the bottom of the stands and very ugly.

The issue is what should happen to the Frenchman?

One Side

One side of this says if you want to talk the crap as the winner then expect the beating from the loser. The boy from Boise State did the first talking and then he received the great punch to the face. This was a wonderful punch that brought him to the ground right away. I would score this round 10-8.

Also there was the heat of the moment. The team of Oregon just realizes they lose the game to a team in the worse conference in the world besides CUSA and the Pac-10! In such a moment it is very easy for the people to find anger and to do the reacting such as throwing the punch.

Also after the game the Frenchman does the surrendering saying he is sorry for this.

So this side says to just yell at him and say DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN!

The Other Side

The other side of this says that this year the NCA Association is doing a new rule of saying to everyone to shake hands before the game. This is to give the illusion of sportsmanship and maybe one retarded person will say HELLO LOOK AT THIS THEY ARE SUCH SPORTSMEN. Of course the people who think this is the good idea also are against the playoff system for NCAA.

So to this side the Frenchman should be suspended forever and departed to France.

The Judge

You might notice that this is not the longest blog. The reason for this is that this is a simple issue. We are not talking about two good teams here but two teams that really should not even have the caring from others. Who cares what happens to the marijuana cigarette boy? What difference does this make? They could get rid of the whole team and it would be just as meaningful for the league. When controversy happens in a team that is worth caring about I will think about it more but for now why care? We are talking about Oregon. LAUGHTER OL!

The judge of football season

I get this email during the time that I was away from the computer for starting back at the graduate school.

"Dear Meow,

Football season is starting soon, and my boyfriend is obsessed with football. He watches college ball. He watches pro ball. I wouldn't be surprised if he watched high school ball if it aired on television. It takes up our whole weekend, and I really wish he would spend a bit more time with me instead of watching football all the time. Don't get me wrong, I like football, too, but in small doses. It doesn't need to be on ALL DAY LONG! Do you think my boyfriend should spend more time with me during football season?"

I think the person who sends me this email is fat and maybe should try to be the defensive line lady but I will also do the answering of this question by seeing the issue from two sides and not just from one side because this is what I do as the judge of this blog page.

The One Side

The one side of this says that when you have the relationship commitment with the other person both must make the sacrifices and this includes the boy of the relationship that likes football or the girl of the relationship if she likes football because I am the girl and also like to watch the games on the television. But for the person who sends me this email who is probably the fatter bigger person in the world she wants the boyfriend to do sacrificing of not watching the ballgame.

To see this issue from this one side think of what this means to miss a ball game. There will be the other games you know and just because you miss this does not mean it will change what has happened in the game. You can turn on the Sports Center Television Show on Earth Sports Professional Network at all times in the day and see the best of the plays for these games. Like today I turn this on and see the sorest of losers from the team of Oregon who no one cares about and he throws the punching at the player from some other team that whines each year but they schedule teams like New Mexico State and the Louisiana Technical School for Boys. And this was the fight and it was like seeing two sorry grandmothers fighting each other. But I did not watch this last night but did see this today so just because I miss the game last night does not mean I cannot watch it.

This is one side because it says to the boy HELLO BOY WHY DO YOU NOT MAYBE HAVE THE DATE AND NOT WATCH THE TELEVISION TODAY?

The Other Side

The other side of this is very simple and that is what else does a person do during the season that is football? This girl should be happy that she lives in the United States of America and not in the other country that does not have the American football. She could even be in Canada and watch people play this on hockey ice and that is just sad. Or even worse than this she could be in Iraq. Do you think that they have the football teams in Iraq? The Baghdad Bombers will not go to the playoffs against the Mosul Martyrs this year I will tell you this. Do you know why this is? It is because THERE IS NO FOOTBALL IN IRAQ!

If this woman loves the country that she lives in and does not wish to be a traitor to her people then she should respect the men of the armed forces who have done the fighting for the right of all people in the United States of America to watch football. She is maybe a spy for a country like France where the only thing they have that is close to football is the art museum and that is not really close at all. Does she wish to make her boyfriend the spy for France also? No I do not think she wishes this but this is what is happening.

The Judge

This boy needs to find the new girlfriend and maybe one who is not bitter that even the Detroit Lions would not let her be on the team and they let anyone be on the team there even if they suck at all sports. Maybe the girl can buy the Tivo machine for the boy to record the games but this is just me trying to be the pot stirrer because we all know that this is not the way to watch the game of football.

Listen this is the final advice. If the boy insists on keeping this relationship with the French cheese museum spy lover then he is not smart but maybe for peace can say to the girl OKAY ON THE WEEK WHEN THERE ARE NO GOOD GAMES ON THE TELEVISION I WILL TAKE YOU ON THE DATE. Of course this is the trick answer because by this time football season will be over! LAUGHTER OL! They are ALL good games if you are the real American person.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Hello to all I just want to say to you that I have started back at the graduate school the week before this one and just am very busy but will do the updates to this very soon! Please do not think I have died. Thank you for this.