"Dear Meow,
Football season is starting soon, and my boyfriend is obsessed with football. He watches college ball. He watches pro ball. I wouldn't be surprised if he watched high school ball if it aired on television. It takes up our whole weekend, and I really wish he would spend a bit more time with me instead of watching football all the time. Don't get me wrong, I like football, too, but in small doses. It doesn't need to be on ALL DAY LONG! Do you think my boyfriend should spend more time with me during football season?"
I think the person who sends me this email is fat and maybe should try to be the defensive line lady but I will also do the answering of this question by seeing the issue from two sides and not just from one side because this is what I do as the judge of this blog page.
The One Side
The one side of this says that when you have the relationship commitment with the other person both must make the sacrifices and this includes the boy of the relationship that likes football or the girl of the relationship if she likes football because I am the girl and also like to watch the games on the television. But for the person who sends me this email who is probably the fatter bigger person in the world she wants the boyfriend to do sacrificing of not watching the ballgame.
To see this issue from this one side think of what this means to miss a ball game. There will be the other games you know and just because you miss this does not mean it will change what has happened in the game. You can turn on the Sports Center Television Show on Earth Sports Professional Network at all times in the day and see the best of the plays for these games. Like today I turn this on and see the sorest of losers from the team of Oregon who no one cares about and he throws the punching at the player from some other team that whines each year but they schedule teams like New Mexico State and the Louisiana Technical School for Boys. And this was the fight and it was like seeing two sorry grandmothers fighting each other. But I did not watch this last night but did see this today so just because I miss the game last night does not mean I cannot watch it.
This is one side because it says to the boy HELLO BOY WHY DO YOU NOT MAYBE HAVE THE DATE AND NOT WATCH THE TELEVISION TODAY?
To see this issue from this one side think of what this means to miss a ball game. There will be the other games you know and just because you miss this does not mean it will change what has happened in the game. You can turn on the Sports Center Television Show on Earth Sports Professional Network at all times in the day and see the best of the plays for these games. Like today I turn this on and see the sorest of losers from the team of Oregon who no one cares about and he throws the punching at the player from some other team that whines each year but they schedule teams like New Mexico State and the Louisiana Technical School for Boys. And this was the fight and it was like seeing two sorry grandmothers fighting each other. But I did not watch this last night but did see this today so just because I miss the game last night does not mean I cannot watch it.
This is one side because it says to the boy HELLO BOY WHY DO YOU NOT MAYBE HAVE THE DATE AND NOT WATCH THE TELEVISION TODAY?
The Other Side
The other side of this is very simple and that is what else does a person do during the season that is football? This girl should be happy that she lives in the United States of America and not in the other country that does not have the American football. She could even be in Canada and watch people play this on hockey ice and that is just sad. Or even worse than this she could be in Iraq. Do you think that they have the football teams in Iraq? The Baghdad Bombers will not go to the playoffs against the Mosul Martyrs this year I will tell you this. Do you know why this is? It is because THERE IS NO FOOTBALL IN IRAQ!
If this woman loves the country that she lives in and does not wish to be a traitor to her people then she should respect the men of the armed forces who have done the fighting for the right of all people in the United States of America to watch football. She is maybe a spy for a country like France where the only thing they have that is close to football is the art museum and that is not really close at all. Does she wish to make her boyfriend the spy for France also? No I do not think she wishes this but this is what is happening.
If this woman loves the country that she lives in and does not wish to be a traitor to her people then she should respect the men of the armed forces who have done the fighting for the right of all people in the United States of America to watch football. She is maybe a spy for a country like France where the only thing they have that is close to football is the art museum and that is not really close at all. Does she wish to make her boyfriend the spy for France also? No I do not think she wishes this but this is what is happening.
The Judge
This boy needs to find the new girlfriend and maybe one who is not bitter that even the Detroit Lions would not let her be on the team and they let anyone be on the team there even if they suck at all sports. Maybe the girl can buy the Tivo machine for the boy to record the games but this is just me trying to be the pot stirrer because we all know that this is not the way to watch the game of football.
Listen this is the final advice. If the boy insists on keeping this relationship with the French cheese museum spy lover then he is not smart but maybe for peace can say to the girl OKAY ON THE WEEK WHEN THERE ARE NO GOOD GAMES ON THE TELEVISION I WILL TAKE YOU ON THE DATE. Of course this is the trick answer because by this time football season will be over! LAUGHTER OL! They are ALL good games if you are the real American person.
Listen this is the final advice. If the boy insists on keeping this relationship with the French cheese museum spy lover then he is not smart but maybe for peace can say to the girl OKAY ON THE WEEK WHEN THERE ARE NO GOOD GAMES ON THE TELEVISION I WILL TAKE YOU ON THE DATE. Of course this is the trick answer because by this time football season will be over! LAUGHTER OL! They are ALL good games if you are the real American person.
I am guessing that the boy is also fat if all he does is watch football. Perhaps the girl could use the temptation of food to lure the boy away from football, as I am sure that fat people like food more then football.
ReplyDeleteNo I do not think this would be the fatter person. The girl does seem to be the fatter person.
ReplyDeleteIt is sad when people miss opportunities for love, but it is also sad when people do not allow their lovers to be themselves.
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