Is is for cheaters if you do the masturbation?

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Is it cheating if you whack the willy or if you rub the man in the canoes and you have the relationship? Because the wife of one person thinks this is the case of it being the cheating.

The One Side

The one side of this says no it is not the cheating because you cannot have the cheating with your own self! If you are just doing the masturbation who is this you are cheating with unless your wife or husband or boyfriend or girlfriend thinks you will be leaving them for you which does not make the sense to me because why would you do this you can always have you in the bathroom or in the boat. This side says there are many reasons for the masturbation such as to have the relief of the stress. I have used the Google.com and find many good reasons to masturabtion al because it can teach you the things you do like and do not like about how to be touched and you can use these to teach the spouse of you.

The reasons for not wanting someone to do the cheating are the diseases from the sex but you cannot get this from yourself unless you already have this disease but then you just give it to you again and it is there from the first place so who does the caring of this? Also you cannot give yourself the pregnancy from the masturbation or get someone pregnant from the masturbation with the one exception which I talk about below in the judge of this section. So this just seems to be the healthy thing and it is not saying you do not like the sex it is saying that sometimes the sex is not available to you and so you need that quick relief like if you are in the restaurant and are a boy and you have the erection it may be the better idea to just go to the bathroom and please yourself so you can not have the erection and cause the attention. Just do not tap on the floor while doing this because you may be arrested for trying to have the bathroom sex LAUGHTER OL this happened to someone from the state of Idaho he was the gay republican which is the redundant statment!

The Other Side

The other side says this is the cheating because when you do the vows for the marriage or for the boyfriend girlfriend you promise to be the faithful person and if you are the Catholic person you even say that you do not have the seed spilling unless you wish to have the baby but this does not matter for the girls because they do not need the orgasm for the baby. Okay so let me ask this question of you maybe if you sit on your hand and do what they call the stranger this could be like someone else. Also I can see the point of maybe if the wife or husband or boyfriend or girlfriend did the right job of this then maybe you would not need to do the manually simulations of the sex. So maybe it hurts the feelings of the others but I still do not think this is the same as cheating.

If you are the person who does the masturbation because you feel it is better than the sex then I have the two suggestions. First maybe tell the other person what you like from this. Second maybe the person does not know how to do this and it is time for filing of divorce but before you do this ask me and maybe I can help you to settle this.

The Judge

I have looked at both sides of this issue and I do believe I have the conclusion. It is not cheating when you cannot cause the pregnancy or when there is not another person involved so this means you cannot say BUT MEOW SAID THE DOG CAN I DO THE ORAL SEX WITH ANOTHER? The answer to this is NO YOU CANNOT PLEASE DO NOT ASK THIS OF ME. This is becuase it would involve the other person. Same for doing the masturbation in front of the other person but maybe if you are in the window and they do not see you this is not cheating.

But I want to be clear that you have to not have the pregnancy. Some women may wish to do use the spermcicle for this purpose. NO you cannot do this because it can cause the pregnancy. And also some men like to use the condom for masturbation to avoid the mess. I say this to you that this might be cheating because what if you put this in the trashcan and then a woman comes along and says I REALLY WISH I COULD HAVE THE BABY OH LOOK HERE IS THE CONDOM WITH SOMETHING IN IT and then they have your baby!

Otherwise you can do the masturbation and it is not cheating and if you have the fear of this send the person to me for the comment and tell them this

MEOW SAID THE DOG IS THE JUDGE OF THIS AND THE JUDGE IS ALWAYS RIGHT! NOW BE QUIET YO AND LET US NOT DO THE FIGHT! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU ARE NOT BRIGHT! YEAH I HAVE THE MIGHT.

This is the rap song like the pope will have.