Sunday, February 21, 2010

Is the Tigger Woods the person to make the statement?

Hello all to you very much and I much give much apologies for not doing the updates as much as I would like to do this. I am the very busy person at work in the laboratory and do not always have time to do the judging of these things. Today I will be glad to do the judging of an issue called Mr. Tigger Woods. Yes this is the name of him and I cannot judge why someone would make the name for a person of Woods. That is the funniest of surnames!

This issue says should he need to have the press conference after being caught having very much sex with many women. This is not usually the news but there are two things maybe you do not know about Mr. Tigger Woods. The first of these is that he likes the white women. The second of these is that he is married. The third of these two things is that he is also the professional golfer. Now you may think MEOWSAIDTHEDOG HOW DOES HE GET THE SEXUAL ACTION? I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONLY THE ACTORS AND THE ATHLETES. Yes this is true but also sometimes people who play golf also get this even if they are not the actor or do not play sports but instead just walk around to a hole and look in for the ball much like the last date of me. LAUGHTER OL this is the joke for those who do not know this. The other day the Mr. Tigger Woods after going to the shelter for wayward spouses had to give the press conference to make the explanation for his sexing of others who were not the wives of him.

The One Side

One side of this says good for Mr. Tigger Woods for doing this because he needed to give the explanation to the people in his life who mattered such as the sponsors of him and the people who like to clap with quietness. These are the important people and they deserve the explanation. I would think that very much the easiest way to handle this would be to do the press conference because the press conference of the day is the sincere personal apology of the 1950s. Is this the 1950s? No I do not think it is so this side says the press conference is the most appropriate way of doing the things. It is like the time that I threw away the frozen meals of the roommate of me. You see she is the bigger person and so I thought maybe I would throw these to the trash so she could lose some weight of her. Well this caused much stress to her.

Now I did not have the luxurious chance of the press conference so what I said to her was that maybe the thief broke into the house and stole these. She did not believe me. Then I bought the pork skin bag for her and she forgot the problem and just filled the mouth of her. Fat people do this you know. So it was okay but if I could have just done the press conference this could have made the situation better.

You see now that Mr. Tigger Woods has done the press conference he will never have the sex with the others than his sponsors and the model who spends the money of him. He lives with this model who is I think maybe the accountant for him because she buys many things with the money that he makes. He said in the press conference HELLO I WILL NOT HAVE THE SEX WITH OTHERS AND I HAVE THE PROBLEM.

I very often visit the website of the Fark.com and let me tell you that for these people the problem is not always to have sex with many people but to even have the sex with the one person! LAUGHTER OL. I just make the joke. I very much love the Fark.com and as the whole they have maybe had the same amount of sexual partners as Mr. Tigger Woods.

So this side says the press conference is the way to handle this.

The Other Side

The other side of this says WHAT ARE YOU THINKING MR. TIGGER WOODS. You do not need to do the apology for the sex. You are the animal and as the animal you would very much wish to mate with others. I do the research on the hormones and the neurotransmitters and I will tell you one thing is that the rush of the dopamine from having the sex gives people very much addiction like using the cocaine. You do not apologize for this. Did the former president named Mr. Dubya H. Bush do the apologizing for using the cocaine or for being the drunk man trying to have the sex with beach volleyball players at the Olympics? Did Mr. Obama do the apology for not putting the health care in the United States of America outside of the third world? No and so Mr. Tigger Woods should not apologize either according to this side.

The Judge

I am very glad I am not the judge of this issue but if I was the judge of this issue I would say that yes he should give the apology but not for having the sex. Instead he should give the apology for having the bad taste. Did you see the people that this person had sex with? One of these people said that her husband was killed by Mr. Obama bin Ladens of Afghanistan so she had the breast job and the tanning bed and seems like many leather coats you see. She is young but looks like she is maybe in her 60s. Then there was the ugly pornography star who was very old. And the fat girl. If you are going to have the sex with someone who is not the money spender of you who is a model then do so with someone who is attractive. I think this should have been the question of the press conference. Why was the sex with many disgusting women? Is he this desperate? I feel very sad for this Mr. Tigger Woods.

Thank you for doing the reading of this. Do you agree with this I have said? Thank you I know you do this.

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