The Fark.com banning of me again.

Hello I am just to say to those who are the friends of me not to have any panics because I will very much be back shortly to be the judge of things on the Fark.com website but for the time which is now I have been given the ban because it was said that I did the masturbation in the thread they say that I was whacking off in this thread which is not true because most of the people in the thread were bigger people and I just do not swing in that shape of a sphere.

Also it was said that I did the trolling of a person who is indarwinsshadow who is a bigger person who lives in the basement of the parents of he and I said this to him after he threatened to hurt me and I was given the banning because the people at the Fark.com website maybe would like to see the violence against women. I do not know this to be the case but it just makes me think this because he was still given the chance to do the threats of me.

So do not have the worries because I will still be the judge of things when the ban of me is lifted which I give hopes that it is a soon lifted one. LAUGHTER OL or maybe I will get some working down now.

Feel free to send the sympathy BIE to me at meowsaidthedogs@gmail.com or you can also follow me on the Twitter.com website under the name of meowsaidthedog.

Is the Tigger Woods the person to make the statement?

Hello all to you very much and I much give much apologies for not doing the updates as much as I would like to do this. I am the very busy person at work in the laboratory and do not always have time to do the judging of these things. Today I will be glad to do the judging of an issue called Mr. Tigger Woods. Yes this is the name of him and I cannot judge why someone would make the name for a person of Woods. That is the funniest of surnames!

This issue says should he need to have the press conference after being caught having very much sex with many women. This is not usually the news but there are two things maybe you do not know about Mr. Tigger Woods. The first of these is that he likes the white women. The second of these is that he is married. The third of these two things is that he is also the professional golfer. Now you may think MEOWSAIDTHEDOG HOW DOES HE GET THE SEXUAL ACTION? I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONLY THE ACTORS AND THE ATHLETES. Yes this is true but also sometimes people who play golf also get this even if they are not the actor or do not play sports but instead just walk around to a hole and look in for the ball much like the last date of me. LAUGHTER OL this is the joke for those who do not know this. The other day the Mr. Tigger Woods after going to the shelter for wayward spouses had to give the press conference to make the explanation for his sexing of others who were not the wives of him.

The One Side

One side of this says good for Mr. Tigger Woods for doing this because he needed to give the explanation to the people in his life who mattered such as the sponsors of him and the people who like to clap with quietness. These are the important people and they deserve the explanation. I would think that very much the easiest way to handle this would be to do the press conference because the press conference of the day is the sincere personal apology of the 1950s. Is this the 1950s? No I do not think it is so this side says the press conference is the most appropriate way of doing the things. It is like the time that I threw away the frozen meals of the roommate of me. You see she is the bigger person and so I thought maybe I would throw these to the trash so she could lose some weight of her. Well this caused much stress to her.

Now I did not have the luxurious chance of the press conference so what I said to her was that maybe the thief broke into the house and stole these. She did not believe me. Then I bought the pork skin bag for her and she forgot the problem and just filled the mouth of her. Fat people do this you know. So it was okay but if I could have just done the press conference this could have made the situation better.

You see now that Mr. Tigger Woods has done the press conference he will never have the sex with the others than his sponsors and the model who spends the money of him. He lives with this model who is I think maybe the accountant for him because she buys many things with the money that he makes. He said in the press conference HELLO I WILL NOT HAVE THE SEX WITH OTHERS AND I HAVE THE PROBLEM.

I very often visit the website of the Fark.com and let me tell you that for these people the problem is not always to have sex with many people but to even have the sex with the one person! LAUGHTER OL. I just make the joke. I very much love the Fark.com and as the whole they have maybe had the same amount of sexual partners as Mr. Tigger Woods.

So this side says the press conference is the way to handle this.

The Other Side

The other side of this says WHAT ARE YOU THINKING MR. TIGGER WOODS. You do not need to do the apology for the sex. You are the animal and as the animal you would very much wish to mate with others. I do the research on the hormones and the neurotransmitters and I will tell you one thing is that the rush of the dopamine from having the sex gives people very much addiction like using the cocaine. You do not apologize for this. Did the former president named Mr. Dubya H. Bush do the apologizing for using the cocaine or for being the drunk man trying to have the sex with beach volleyball players at the Olympics? Did Mr. Obama do the apology for not putting the health care in the United States of America outside of the third world? No and so Mr. Tigger Woods should not apologize either according to this side.

The Judge

I am very glad I am not the judge of this issue but if I was the judge of this issue I would say that yes he should give the apology but not for having the sex. Instead he should give the apology for having the bad taste. Did you see the people that this person had sex with? One of these people said that her husband was killed by Mr. Obama bin Ladens of Afghanistan so she had the breast job and the tanning bed and seems like many leather coats you see. She is young but looks like she is maybe in her 60s. Then there was the ugly pornography star who was very old. And the fat girl. If you are going to have the sex with someone who is not the money spender of you who is a model then do so with someone who is attractive. I think this should have been the question of the press conference. Why was the sex with many disgusting women? Is he this desperate? I feel very sad for this Mr. Tigger Woods.

Thank you for doing the reading of this. Do you agree with this I have said? Thank you I know you do this.

Two Blogs today? Yes! Boise State Blue Fields and Oregon Ducklings

Yesterday was the first day of the season of college football and it was the good day because first you see a close game with the two teams of South Carolina coached by the guy no one likes and North Carolina State. This is not the place where the girl who lies about the rape has gone to school but the home of the pack of wolves. No one think that this would be the good game but it was close.

Later in the night Iowa State actually won a game which surprises many people even if they play the Canadian school.

Now for the issue of this blog and why I do two blog posts today because this is the very important issue to me. After the game between the team of Boise State in Idaho and the Oregon Ducklings we see some drama. You see these are both teams with the rankings and last year the Boise State team also beat the Oregon team in Eugene, Oregon in the United States of America. Also for many years Boise State says HELLO WE WANT THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP WE DID NOT HAVE THE LOSING. Well yes this is true you did not have the losing but neither would the Geriatric Clinic for People with Broken Hips if they played the same schedule as you.

This is not the point though. After the Boise State team beat up a weaker team of Oregon you then see a person from the team of Boise State pat the shoulders of a French boy named LeGarrette. This translates to "the loser" in English. And also his parents give him the last name of Blount. This translates to "marijuana cigarette" in English. The French boy LaGarrette then throws the punch at the player from Boise State! OM GOD HE PUNCHES HIM I say while seeing this on the Sports Center Television Show. This gets very worse as the players from Oregon tries to take the Frenchman off the field and he punches them. Then he tries to punch the really unattractive fan on the sidelines. This is NOT a boy I would want to have the sex with if you watch the clip of this he is the boy on the bottom of the stands and very ugly.

The issue is what should happen to the Frenchman?

One Side

One side of this says if you want to talk the crap as the winner then expect the beating from the loser. The boy from Boise State did the first talking and then he received the great punch to the face. This was a wonderful punch that brought him to the ground right away. I would score this round 10-8.

Also there was the heat of the moment. The team of Oregon just realizes they lose the game to a team in the worse conference in the world besides CUSA and the Pac-10! In such a moment it is very easy for the people to find anger and to do the reacting such as throwing the punch.

Also after the game the Frenchman does the surrendering saying he is sorry for this.

So this side says to just yell at him and say DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN!

The Other Side

The other side of this says that this year the NCA Association is doing a new rule of saying to everyone to shake hands before the game. This is to give the illusion of sportsmanship and maybe one retarded person will say HELLO LOOK AT THIS THEY ARE SUCH SPORTSMEN. Of course the people who think this is the good idea also are against the playoff system for NCAA.

So to this side the Frenchman should be suspended forever and departed to France.

The Judge

You might notice that this is not the longest blog. The reason for this is that this is a simple issue. We are not talking about two good teams here but two teams that really should not even have the caring from others. Who cares what happens to the marijuana cigarette boy? What difference does this make? They could get rid of the whole team and it would be just as meaningful for the league. When controversy happens in a team that is worth caring about I will think about it more but for now why care? We are talking about Oregon. LAUGHTER OL!

The judge of football season

I get this email during the time that I was away from the computer for starting back at the graduate school.

"Dear Meow,

Football season is starting soon, and my boyfriend is obsessed with football. He watches college ball. He watches pro ball. I wouldn't be surprised if he watched high school ball if it aired on television. It takes up our whole weekend, and I really wish he would spend a bit more time with me instead of watching football all the time. Don't get me wrong, I like football, too, but in small doses. It doesn't need to be on ALL DAY LONG! Do you think my boyfriend should spend more time with me during football season?"

I think the person who sends me this email is fat and maybe should try to be the defensive line lady but I will also do the answering of this question by seeing the issue from two sides and not just from one side because this is what I do as the judge of this blog page.

The One Side

The one side of this says that when you have the relationship commitment with the other person both must make the sacrifices and this includes the boy of the relationship that likes football or the girl of the relationship if she likes football because I am the girl and also like to watch the games on the television. But for the person who sends me this email who is probably the fatter bigger person in the world she wants the boyfriend to do sacrificing of not watching the ballgame.

To see this issue from this one side think of what this means to miss a ball game. There will be the other games you know and just because you miss this does not mean it will change what has happened in the game. You can turn on the Sports Center Television Show on Earth Sports Professional Network at all times in the day and see the best of the plays for these games. Like today I turn this on and see the sorest of losers from the team of Oregon who no one cares about and he throws the punching at the player from some other team that whines each year but they schedule teams like New Mexico State and the Louisiana Technical School for Boys. And this was the fight and it was like seeing two sorry grandmothers fighting each other. But I did not watch this last night but did see this today so just because I miss the game last night does not mean I cannot watch it.

This is one side because it says to the boy HELLO BOY WHY DO YOU NOT MAYBE HAVE THE DATE AND NOT WATCH THE TELEVISION TODAY?

The Other Side

The other side of this is very simple and that is what else does a person do during the season that is football? This girl should be happy that she lives in the United States of America and not in the other country that does not have the American football. She could even be in Canada and watch people play this on hockey ice and that is just sad. Or even worse than this she could be in Iraq. Do you think that they have the football teams in Iraq? The Baghdad Bombers will not go to the playoffs against the Mosul Martyrs this year I will tell you this. Do you know why this is? It is because THERE IS NO FOOTBALL IN IRAQ!

If this woman loves the country that she lives in and does not wish to be a traitor to her people then she should respect the men of the armed forces who have done the fighting for the right of all people in the United States of America to watch football. She is maybe a spy for a country like France where the only thing they have that is close to football is the art museum and that is not really close at all. Does she wish to make her boyfriend the spy for France also? No I do not think she wishes this but this is what is happening.

The Judge

This boy needs to find the new girlfriend and maybe one who is not bitter that even the Detroit Lions would not let her be on the team and they let anyone be on the team there even if they suck at all sports. Maybe the girl can buy the Tivo machine for the boy to record the games but this is just me trying to be the pot stirrer because we all know that this is not the way to watch the game of football.

Listen this is the final advice. If the boy insists on keeping this relationship with the French cheese museum spy lover then he is not smart but maybe for peace can say to the girl OKAY ON THE WEEK WHEN THERE ARE NO GOOD GAMES ON THE TELEVISION I WILL TAKE YOU ON THE DATE. Of course this is the trick answer because by this time football season will be over! LAUGHTER OL! They are ALL good games if you are the real American person.

Hello to all I just want to say to you that I have started back at the graduate school the week before this one and just am very busy but will do the updates to this very soon! Please do not think I have died. Thank you for this.

Hello.

This has had the deletion because of causing the butthurt to a person. I will do a new blog for all today. Thank you for this.

Telling the friends or not telling them about marijuana brownies.

Hello all. I receive a email this week from a person who is the good friend on the Fark.com. The question is about a topic that has some controversy in the United States of America and that is one of marijuana.

Disclaimer to you: In the country of the United States of America marijuana is the illegal drug and this is not a post that suggests any breaking of laws. It is a post about a hypothetical issue in a sane country where the marijuana is legal.

Okay so the question to this was about is it ethical to send brownies with marijuana in the mail. After viewing this from two sides I say that no it is not because they will become squeeshed and this would make them not taste as good so if you want to do the baking for someone then please do the hand delivery.

But this person who is a very nice person also gives me a wonderful idea for the post of this blog and that is if you do the hand delivery of the pot brownies or other ways of doing the cooking of this should you tell the other person or is this okay to not tell them? Remember this is the hypothetical and this is not the legal advice to you. You can be put in the prisms for this.

The One Side

The one side says it is a bad thing to give someone the marijuana brownies without making them aware of this. You may say to me BUT MEOW WHEN DOES THIS EVER HAPPEN?

LAUGHTER OL I have a friend who is from a country where the marijuana is not criminal and also they have fewer rapes because when marijuana is illegal it causes rapes. She tells me she was to go to work one day and sees that her roommate makes brownies. She does the eating of these for breakfast. Now this is the person who works with children and she says she found the children very funny but did not know why at first. Lucky for her she had the realization later and just said she got tired but it was an okay thing. But you see if something bad happened on this day it would have been a bad thing.

Another incident of this is something I have seen on the Fark.com. In the article it was about a woman who ate some brownies at the work she was at. She says she went to pick up the kids at school and then had the effects of these LAUGHTER OL so she says she had to park the car for two hours! LAUGHTER OL!

So now to this side of the issue that says not telling someone is a bad thing. It is a bad thing because you do not want to force someone to have something they do not wish to have ingested. I do not have the problem with someone who does the crazy mushrooms for the hallucination but this is not something I would like to do without having the awareness of it. Can you imagine this? I am riding on the bicycle of me when these effects begin.

OH MY IS THIS A DRAGON FLYING FOR ME! I MUST ATTACK THIS DRAGON! LET ME GRAB A STICK AND DO SOME THROWING AT IT! DIE DRAGON DIE! YOU WILL DO THE DYING NOW! I WILL DO THE KILLING OF YOU! DIE!

Then someone gives me the tap on the shoulder and says to me

HELLO BUT WHY DO YOU YELL AT THE AIRPLANE.

But to me this sounds like

I AM THE EVIL WIZARD HERE TO KILL YOU.

So then I beat them with the stick that I am throwing at the dragon and next I know I am in the jail and when the effects of these wear off I say I do not know what has happened and they say to me after using the shocking wand OH YES WE REALLY BELIEVE THIS YOU ARE THE VICIOUS PERSON.

I do not know if my roommate would get off the couch for the long enough time to pay for the bail of me which would probably be very high.

Now none of this would ever happen with marijuana but it is just the analogy. The issue of this side is just that you do not mess with the physiology and neurology of someone without first having the informed consent from them. No I do not mean like from the Declaration of Hellsinkis but just say to the person through verbal HELLO I PUT SOME MARIJUANA IN THESE WOULD YOU LIKE SOME.

The Other Side

The other side of this says that maybe it is just the accident and should you be held as the unethical person for doing this? Let us say that I make these and put them on my counter. Yes my roommate will probably eat these because she eats everything but do I need to write the note to her? If she does not have the permission of eating then why should I say this to her? This is like saying that if someone has the peanut allergy and I drop a crumb on the street and they pick it up and it has the peanut dust that they can say I caused this to them. So there is one part of the other side that says if you do not give someone the permission then they do this eating at the own risk of them.

But what if you make the offer to someone? I know that I read another story where the person says I WILL BRING POT BROWNIES and then someone thinks they are making the joke. Is this a bad thing? I do not think so in this case the person even did the telling!

The other side of this issue wonders this. Does it cause the harm to someone? I find this article from the WFTV.com.

http://www.wftv.com/news/20200225/detail.html

It says a child may have accidentally had the pot brownies at a party. The woman says the boy gets sick but I think he just gets high and guess what there is no long term effects on this boy but maybe he wants to listen to Robert Marley some!

The Judge

To be honest I do not remember where I am going with this issue and just say look if you make these things just tell people and keep them from the children. I am now to have the vodka because that is legal here and does not cause the madness of marijuana.

If you have the issue send the email to me I will discuss this on the blog of me.